Now you are sitting there thinking to yourself "Not only is she retarded but she's a liar too!" And to this I say:

NOT SO my friend. I am just simple. That is all, my brain capacity is not large enough to handle more than one thing at a time and I was so excited at the prospect of receiving emails from someone other than my mom (Yes my mom emails me) that I totally forgot to put up a picture of my dog.

So without further ado... this is my dog Misty: