Today I was going to talk about several things. My christmas preparations, the crazy new girl at work that is crazy, and several other mind blowingly funny little stories.

However, I feel like complete and total crap.... because I am sick. As is my brother. Not that you care, but just so you know.

In fact, I'd even be suprised if this entry makes any sense at all, considering the amount of drugs I am on at this moment.

Why does this always happen on the weekend?! WHY! WHY!?!

All I know is I absolutely must be better before Friday.