Everyone keeps asking me what I want for my birthday.

How about this:

A Car

Paid Time Off Work

A Plane Ticket Home For A Visit

My Student Loan Paid Off

A Bigger Room

A Better Memory

And World Peace

Birthdays are the second worst day of the year, next to new years. It's probably just me but things never turn out right. Maybe my standards are too high. I don't know.

Whatever.

How retarded am I? People want to buy me stuff and I can't think of a single tangable thing that I want.